Damage Control

So a forum I go to has been having ridiculous amounts of fun with Burger King's online customizable menu, which can be found here http://www.bk.com/en/us/menu-nutrition/index.html

Eventually this lead to the question: Would a Burger King actually make one of the monstrosities that came from the collective mind of the Internets? Luckily a member had a spare 20 bucks lying around and ordered what became known as the "Noah's Ark" which contains two of every animal available(and 2 veggie patties to represent the absent unicorn), costs almost 17 dollars to make, and makes you never want to eat fast food again.