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#2835427 Jul 03, 2010 at 06:25 PM
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So Friday night, Lynn and I went to a bar called the Voyager. We were invited by some of her co-workers for a late Canada Day celebration. This bar is fondly referred to as "The Cougar Den". Patrons like Fulang's Dad like to frequent said bar and pick up these aging Cougs and wisk them back to their bachelors. Anyways, after I shattered my previous record for "Most alcohol consumed in one night", I decided it might be time to head home.
I made it about 30 yards into the parking lot before my foot caught in a pothole and I was sent tumbling down in a drunken glory of both grace and agility. To my credit, I expertly broke my own fall, leaving no visible scratches or scrapes. The real damage was done to my ankle, which was severely twisted. Being the manly man I am, I decided I could totally walk on it. I made it another 10 yards before I admitted the pain was so great that I was nearly going to pass out. This pain, was what I could feel through the effects of the alcohol. I'm sure soberly, I'd have been in man-tears. We sat on the side of the road for a bit, then I decided to call a cab. I then walked/hobbled half a block up to the nearest gas station, to await our ride.
I didn't think the twist or fall was worth a hospital trip, so I decided to sleep it off. Upon waking the next morning, the slightest movement sent me into excruciating pain. I changed my mind about the hospital pretty quick.

Anyways, 5 hours later I saw an orthopedic surgeon, and now I'm all casted-up. I'm pretty well immobilized for 6 weeks (Not a big change for me). So, lets fucking raid! I will say, I was looking forward to swimming this summer. My sister has a kick ass pool. Oh well...

Here's a picture of my ankle before the set it, and put it in a cast.

Edited by Milk over 1 year ago
I'm kind of a big deal...

#2835859 Jul 03, 2010 at 09:22 PM
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dayum... thats some swelling.
#2839014 Jul 04, 2010 at 06:06 PM
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nice story but who is the person with the slim hips in the background of that picture? RAWR!
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#2841290 Jul 05, 2010 at 08:23 AM
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#2839014 Shiroshima wrote:

nice story but who is the person with the slim hips in the background of that picture? RAWR!
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Your mom. Who do you think he was hitting on at the cougar bar?
#2841348 Jul 05, 2010 at 08:40 AM
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#2841290 Xentin wrote:

#2839014 Shiroshima wrote:

nice story but who is the person with the slim hips in the background of that picture? RAWR!
shiro likes



Your mom. Who do you think he was hitting on at the cougar bar?



Lynn's so pleased that you think she has Cougar hips... But Shiro went up 10 points in her book!
I'm kind of a big deal...

#2847455 Jul 06, 2010 at 01:13 PM
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NOW I remember where I saw that foot before! It's from the Lord of the Rings behind the scenes where they put the hobbit feet on the actors!


#2847613 Jul 06, 2010 at 01:51 PM
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I'm so proud of you.